concept of a new band

on several occasions, i have mentioned the fact that i am going to begin a band in which only household items will be used. all of the melodies, songs will have structure and composition. perhaps, a new type of music note will have to be created in the process. the items in use for the band will include but are not limited to:
- static from the television
- spoons
- microwave noises (beeps, door closing and shutting)
- syncronized timers
- tissue box guitar
- pots, pans, plates
- glasses with different levels of water idea, splashing finger with water and circling the rim idea
- blinds opening and closing

tony and i are really going to make this work.
he has ideas for vocals in which "sounds" will suffice and the lyrics will nonsensically make sense.

also, if you like bagels, read the post below. i didnt waste any time at all jumping to this post while both are of equal importance & delightfully on my mind.